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Beethoven’s Fifth Gold Digger [Kanye West vs. Beethoven vs. Walter Murphy]
Mashup by A Plus DTomorrow night I’ll be talking about the pervasive presence of Beethoven 5 in popular culture, so it seemed particularly appropriate to offer up this remix of a remix of the symphony’s first movement. Besides, wasn’t it Kanye himself who boasted, ‘I just threw some bassoon on this muthafucka’?
ArtistA Plus D
TitleBeethoven's Fifth Gold Digger [Kanye West vs. Beethoven vs. Walter Murphy]
Rainbow road, the beginnigns of the worst track in mario kart
- Mario
- Alright, so we’re racing karts.
- Luigi
- Woo!
- Mario
- I know just the place. It’s this awesome rainbow road.
- Luigi
- Oh, psychedelic. And um, distracting?
- Mario
- The most distracting. It’s also on a literal rainbow.
- Luigi
- Wait, like in the sky?
- Mario
- No, outer space. So I guess it’s a figurative rainbow, now that you mention it. Huh.
- Luigi
- That sounds really dangerous.
- Mario
- No, it’s okay. It totally has railings.
- Luigi
- Oh, well-
- Mario
- Wait, no. I’m thinking of “sharp turns”. Man, I always mix those up.
- Luigi
- Maybe you could just go by yourself- this sounds really unsafe. The railings could protect us-
- Mario
- No! We race doubles.
- Luigi
- Maybe Peach?
- Mario
- Nah man, you’re my man. Besides, I heard you have to go with another guy.
- Luigi
- That’s weird. Wait, where’d you hear that?
- Mario
- Well, Wario and Waluigi always are bragging about how they go ride the rainbow road unprotected together and love it! So the railings can’t be too bad, right?
- Luigi
- …
- Mario
- Wow. I…wow.
- Luigi
- Well, I guess that explains those mustaches.
